Our Travels and More

I need a blog make over! Anyone willing to create an eye catching, simple yet elegant and versatile template?

Here are the things I want for my blog.
1) 3 column blog template
2) blog badge
3) blog signature
4) header/banner with a clipart/image of a lady and a laptop with any other background related to what I would be blogging about ---> The theme of my blog is business - (online/offline), technology (games, software, tips, etc...), shopping, finance, technology, travel etc... This is the reason I wanted a template that's versatile :)
5) I would like a blog with tabs below the header. Tabs would be for 'Home, Contact, Disclosure, Badge/Link Exchange' and other tabs I would like to add or delete.
6) button to share post - example: digg, facebook, twitter, technoratti, link to my other blogs:
7) "link to this post" below a blog post - one that actually works...link to this post on all my other blogs don't work
8) no border for every image i will add in my blog
9) button to automatically subscribe to my blog (feedburner subscribe by email); follow twitter, facebook etc.
10) reasonable fee

Can you do a make over on my blog or know anyone who can? Please let me know. :)